What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

How do I develop the patience to read books?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

LSU baseball vs. UCLA game suspended on Monday night. Here's when it will resume - NOLA.com

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

TEXT:

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!